As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16317. | ZeroByter (zerobyter) | 69.49 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
| 16318. | Ethan (ethects) | 69.49 | 94% | 2018-10-01 |
| 16319. | Hải (microwaveablepasta) | 69.49 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
| 16320. | hein (heinthant) | 69.49 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 16321. | 1060 (thquirrels) | 69.49 | 87% | 2017-03-12 |
| 16322. | jakub (jakub177) | 69.49 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 16323. | pleasant_plant (pleasant_pl... | 69.48 | 97.5% | 2025-01-31 |
| 16324. | Marcel (lance_aa) | 69.48 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 16325. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 69.48 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 16326. | Rusty (rustyembers) | 69.48 | 94% | 2016-10-19 |
| 16327. | Matti (d3_aston) | 69.48 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 16328. | Dylan (mrmeepers) | 69.47 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 16329. | Anvesh (anveshreddy18) | 69.47 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 16330. | Oddy (bigbrother23) | 69.47 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 16331. | Leo (ljrobispado) | 69.47 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 16332. | Opu (asperagas) | 69.47 | 93% | 2016-09-28 |
| 16333. | Amit (amit__123) | 69.45 | 95% | 2023-08-21 |
| 16334. | ImValoon (learn2type1) | 69.45 | 93% | 2016-07-30 |
| 16335. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 69.45 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 16336. | Bean (beanbeanbean) | 69.45 | 95% | 2017-12-21 |
| 16337. | Aldan (aldany) | 69.44 | 94% | 2024-10-25 |
| 16338. | JN (jnnnn) | 69.44 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 16339. | iAserty (iaserty) | 69.44 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
| 16340. | Samuel (sam_2dahwang) | 69.44 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 16341. | Stephanie (naderly) | 69.44 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 16342. | SidDaTypist (siddatypist) | 69.43 | 98% | 2025-07-09 |
| 16343. | Yazeed (snake69) | 69.43 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
| 16344. | Kavyam (killlur) | 69.43 | 95% | 2024-04-20 |
| 16345. | TotalTao (totaltao) | 69.42 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 16346. | Mazze (shadyone) | 69.42 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |