As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10481. | tstats[lukenator] (lukenator) | 82.41 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 10482. | Emma (missbennett) | 82.41 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 10483. | Tomáš (newunderscore) | 82.41 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 10484. | Mitko (mitang31) | 82.41 | 93% | 2015-10-10 |
| 10485. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 82.40 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 10486. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 82.40 | 98.4% | 2023-09-12 |
| 10487. | JC (jayychung9) | 82.40 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 10488. | Robby (roweki21) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 10489. | Matt (hayesinc) | 82.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10490. | Jeanne (jcgoulet) | 82.40 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 10491. | perimetro (perimetro20) | 82.40 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 10492. | Duy (phamanhduy1990) | 82.39 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 10493. | ♿m0zz (mozz270) | 82.39 | 88% | 2017-02-07 |
| 10494. | bflow (bflowers) | 82.39 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 10495. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 82.38 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 10496. | Adi (adirizka7) | 82.38 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 10497. | beatrix (scalyaaaaa) | 82.37 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 10498. | okki (okkiniikko) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 10499. | Michael (rnpapi) | 82.37 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 10500. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 10501. | Regaining (amirpci) | 82.37 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 10502. | Andrew (magnetik) | 82.37 | 99% | 2017-09-19 |
| 10503. | jcm (jan500) | 82.37 | 99% | 2021-11-02 |
| 10504. | xkia (xkia) | 82.36 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
| 10505. | Nobody (anhddo) | 82.36 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 10506. | kyle (miamisideburns) | 82.36 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 10507. | Carl (carlalalala) | 82.36 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10508. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 82.36 | 95.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 10509. | Nancy (nancyqnguyen) | 82.36 | 96.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10510. | maestro (maestro778) | 82.35 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |