As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20905. | Avalanche (arnobel) | 58.79 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 20906. | Џејмс (jmc82900) | 58.78 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 20907. | kagan (sassenach34) | 58.78 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 20908. | Michael (yetanother) | 58.78 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
| 20909. | God (sayahewan) | 58.77 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 20910. | lordfarquaad (lordfarquaaaad) | 58.77 | 97.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20911. | Ani (animesh_sharma) | 58.77 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
| 20912. | Ridhuan (slowly_type) | 58.76 | 99% | 2022-08-18 |
| 20913. | Angel (angelbullet) | 58.76 | 94% | 2017-12-04 |
| 20914. | Jose (quod) | 58.76 | 95% | 2019-03-05 |
| 20915. | KPepper (kpepper229) | 58.76 | 85% | 2017-01-20 |
| 20916. | Rahul (rahuls1995) | 58.76 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 20917. | Dhanesh (slaketaxel) | 58.76 | 95% | 2021-07-15 |
| 20918. | Jeffrey (seedotgrass) | 58.76 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 20919. | gujjar (gujjarji) | 58.76 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 20920. | Angie (angelinateodosieva) | 58.76 | 97% | 2015-10-22 |
| 20921. | AmirMohammad (amirmohammad2... | 58.75 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 20922. | Will (qutipe) | 58.75 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 20923. | Alexander (valentiay) | 58.75 | 94% | 2017-11-29 |
| 20924. | Carlos (zhurreyph) | 58.75 | 93% | 2018-10-12 |
| 20925. | Sreekar (sreekarsr) | 58.74 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 20926. | Ironman (keratungpei) | 58.74 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
| 20927. | Alberto (nurdle) | 58.74 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 20928. | Cuong (qt1003) | 58.74 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 20929. | Narimus (narimus) | 58.73 | 95.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 20930. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 58.72 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 20931. | Nicholas (nikorosu) | 58.72 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 20932. | Andrew (andrew_fast) | 58.72 | 100% | 2022-12-20 |
| 20933. | Rahul (endeavour_the_one) | 58.72 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 20934. | Ashwini (powerbloke) | 58.72 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |