I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11430. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 82.64 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 11431. | Blake (blakemagainmills) | 82.64 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11432. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 11433. | Rodrigo (rylm) | 82.64 | 91% | 2015-06-28 |
| 11434. | James (james1421) | 82.63 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 11435. | Blac (nice_tea) | 82.63 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 11436. | WAD (_waddup_) | 82.63 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 11437. | Fatster (fatsters) | 82.62 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11438. | Wau (wau1) | 82.62 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 11439. | Michael (michaelhau) | 82.62 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 11440. | Ben (benihana303) | 82.61 | 94% | 2024-07-12 |
| 11441. | Ethan (ethects) | 82.61 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 11442. | Kass (arabru) | 82.61 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11443. | relak (nxthann) | 82.61 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 11444. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 82.61 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 11445. | Lowie (lowieez) | 82.61 | 90% | 2016-09-30 |
| 11446. | Hiro Hugh (hiro_hugh) | 82.60 | 96.4% | 2024-12-06 |
| 11447. | SRI (sr71) | 82.60 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 11448. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 82.60 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 11449. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 82.60 | 97.1% | 2024-07-28 |
| 11450. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 82.60 | 97.6% | 2024-04-01 |
| 11451. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 82.60 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 11452. | Reptile (raptilian) | 82.59 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 11453. | Felipe (felipet) | 82.59 | 99% | 2021-07-03 |
| 11454. | Patrick (deathtoclickies) | 82.58 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 11455. | Clorky (clorky) | 82.58 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 11456. | Lightning (nirajp) | 82.58 | 95% | 2016-11-11 |
| 11457. | Axel Tamir (duomon) | 82.57 | 96% | 2025-05-09 |
| 11458. | Fastest (sucksucksuck) | 82.57 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 11459. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 82.57 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |