The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12477. | ⠀⠀⠀ (bioluminescent) | 84.42 | 97.1% | 2023-09-26 |
| 12478. | Ferrari (aldrichamo) | 84.42 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12479. | Jacob (vatyr) | 84.42 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 12480. | Thibault (pmgett) | 84.42 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 12481. | (cubeyfantwo) | 84.41 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 12482. | Jared (jscuto) | 84.41 | 91% | 2013-03-10 |
| 12483. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 84.41 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 12484. | Sick (sickguy) | 84.41 | 95% | 2022-11-26 |
| 12485. | Mochi (skylane) | 84.41 | 97% | 2013-12-13 |
| 12486. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 84.41 | 98% | 2016-06-20 |
| 12487. | Adam (thespot84) | 84.40 | 94% | 2011-07-25 |
| 12488. | mark (koyoto) | 84.40 | 96% | 2013-12-21 |
| 12489. | Wasif (indexer) | 84.40 | 96% | 2013-12-27 |
| 12490. | Ivan (agrus) | 84.40 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 12491. | Sushil (sushilp) | 84.39 | 96% | 2014-02-04 |
| 12492. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 84.39 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 12493. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 84.38 | 95.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 12494. | Enorma Stitz (zxcn) | 84.38 | 99% | 2023-07-01 |
| 12495. | Tejas (justacookiee) | 84.38 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 12496. | Justin (ustinj) | 84.38 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12497. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 84.38 | 92% | 2013-02-28 |
| 12498. | Hater (hateself) | 84.38 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 12499. | Jeff (ekuplosion) | 84.38 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 12500. | Amelia (amichael) | 84.38 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 12501. | Nico (nicojones) | 84.37 | 96% | 2012-12-03 |
| 12502. | Lee (starhole) | 84.37 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 12503. | Jan (smilingjan) | 84.37 | 98% | 2016-07-22 |
| 12504. | Robert (robby9718) | 84.37 | 97% | 2017-06-02 |
| 12505. | L (omar91089) | 84.37 | 96% | 2011-10-11 |
| 12506. | Oskar (gloomytwirl) | 84.37 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |