As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5890. | Josh (hsoj1) | 94.46 | 97% | 2024-01-24 |
| 5891. | QUACK (zooming235) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5892. | Nguyen (tezk1) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 5893. | Paula (paulazoo) | 94.46 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5894. | Stadics (stadics) | 94.45 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 5895. | patrickstar505 (patrickstar... | 94.44 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 5896. | Raadek (knr24) | 94.44 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5897. | Patrik (pbody) | 94.44 | 99% | 2022-04-05 |
| 5898. | Axel (setomi) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 5899. | Kari (carrey) | 94.43 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| 5900. | silky (quit101) | 94.42 | 94.7% | 2023-11-04 |
| 5901. | Danila (dnlhc) | 94.42 | 99% | 2022-06-10 |
| 5902. | KOOKOWACKYDUCK (kookowackyd... | 94.42 | 97.2% | 2024-11-18 |
| 5903. | sirius (sirius86) | 94.42 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 5904. | Boncho (bochl1n) | 94.42 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 5905. | Ryan (viavaa) | 94.42 | 96% | 2015-05-08 |
| 5906. | lolxd (figure_electrical_) | 94.40 | 97.8% | 2024-02-22 |
| 5907. | Mo D (mookiekulit) | 94.40 | 97.3% | 2024-02-17 |
| 5908. | Dian (slyr77) | 94.40 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5909. | ambientideal (ambientideal) | 94.40 | 98% | 2015-12-05 |
| 5910. | Typer (slowtyper204) | 94.39 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 5911. | : (lazering_death) | 94.39 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 5912. | Cadmiium (cadmiium) | 94.38 | 97.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 5913. | SlippyBananas (kevspiz) | 94.38 | 97.3% | 2024-04-05 |
| 5914. | Charcoal (tmleavitt) | 94.38 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 5915. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 94.38 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5916. | ufoludek (ufoludek) | 94.38 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 5917. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 94.38 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 5918. | William (bnuldun) | 94.38 | 96% | 2017-04-08 |
| 5919. | Larkiez (larkiez) | 94.37 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |