I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8545. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 89.63 | 95.1% | 2023-08-08 |
| 8546. | MissyMissShayla (missymisss... | 89.62 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 8547. | helloimboi (helloimboi) | 89.62 | 97% | 2025-03-02 |
| 8548. | pls (pls_) | 89.62 | 98.2% | 2024-12-22 |
| 8549. | EO (eo_37) | 89.62 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 8550. | vignesh (clas1ck) | 89.62 | 91% | 2017-04-27 |
| 8551. | John (tagixj) | 89.62 | 97.3% | 2024-08-01 |
| 8552. | Olu (olubean) | 89.62 | 97.8% | 2023-07-01 |
| 8553. | Chandelier (chandelier28) | 89.62 | 99% | 2016-10-05 |
| 8554. | Sun (melliw) | 89.61 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 8555. | Wynne Young (thewynneyoung) | 89.61 | 98.1% | 2025-03-09 |
| 8556. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 89.61 | 99% | 2015-08-15 |
| 8557. | Quibz (white_fire) | 89.61 | 97% | 2019-08-25 |
| 8558. | - (hobbitgirl123) | 89.61 | 95% | 2015-07-28 |
| 8559. | Cory (cory) | 89.61 | 97% | 2015-12-18 |
| 8560. | Ciprian (cippo) | 89.61 | 90% | 2017-01-05 |
| 8561. | satwik (satwik_060) | 89.60 | 96.6% | 2024-09-07 |
| 8562. | Dingus Lopper (sixgoodreasons) | 89.60 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| 8563. | 一向 (quan72io) | 89.60 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 8564. | ambientideal (ambientideal) | 89.60 | 98% | 2015-10-02 |
| 8565. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 89.59 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 8566. | Peter (aaubeofcheese) | 89.59 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 8567. | KH (gpx2ero) | 89.59 | 99% | 2016-07-21 |
| 8568. | MirkoLilDick (souser) | 89.59 | 92% | 2016-02-08 |
| 8569. | Kuraven (kuraven) | 89.58 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 8570. | Sanchi (pachi_sanchi) | 89.58 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8571. | ReNeOed (reneoed) | 89.58 | 95% | 2015-06-06 |
| 8572. | Katappa (sim007) | 89.58 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 8573. | cretlaw (cretlaw) | 89.57 | 97% | 2024-01-26 |
| 8574. | side (racedis) | 89.57 | 99% | 2023-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |