And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34170. | Shut (diealready) | 54.76 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 34171. | Rainbow Rotten (qqbear) | 54.76 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 34172. | TOAN (phtoan) | 54.76 | 89% | 2011-05-04 |
| 34173. | sashko (sashko) | 54.75 | 88% | 2016-07-09 |
| 34174. | coc (maquangtri) | 54.75 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 34175. | Ideyu (ideyu) | 54.75 | 95% | 2014-06-13 |
| 34176. | Akshay (ins4nity_god) | 54.74 | 92.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 34177. | testmyskills (testmyskills) | 54.74 | 91% | 2014-04-07 |
| 34178. | Ten (_irt_) | 54.74 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 34179. | Khanh (erile) | 54.73 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 34180. | ivan (inovitski) | 54.73 | 97.4% | 2023-09-23 |
| 34181. | aljustiet (aljustiet) | 54.73 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 34182. | Free Palestine (tbk2002) | 54.73 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 34183. | Heem (rayhim) | 54.73 | 95% | 2013-09-22 |
| 34184. | Boris (borix) | 54.73 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 34185. | Joshua (lord_omega) | 54.73 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 34186. | Jia Quan (weejiaquan) | 54.72 | 88% | 2011-12-05 |
| 34187. | Geo (gkim0314) | 54.72 | 89% | 2012-12-12 |
| 34188. | Syed Muhammad Ali (syedali346) | 54.72 | 96% | 2015-02-21 |
| 34189. | Matthew (guesswho40) | 54.72 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 34190. | AMBShoot2 (ambhoot2) | 54.72 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 34191. | Shannon (sironya0824) | 54.72 | 91% | 2016-03-04 |
| 34192. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 54.72 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 34193. | Victor (unfamous_nash) | 54.71 | 95.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 34194. | Dlusxn (drivago) | 54.71 | 93.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 34195. | thanh (pham_thanh4) | 54.71 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 34196. | Phúc Nguyên (nguyen86dong) | 54.71 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 34197. | Long (huanvt100) | 54.71 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 34198. | Victor (vgutierrez) | 54.70 | 92% | 2012-03-11 |
| 34199. | Olivia (crazy_typer_olivia) | 54.70 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |