I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3410. | poopee (shrek_sy) | 68.96 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 3411. | qjari (kjari) | 68.95 | 97.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 3412. | Vlad (zeev7) | 68.93 | 97.6% | 2025-02-03 |
| 3413. | kadiezucker (kadiezucker) | 68.82 | 97% | 2025-11-29 |
| 3414. | Squeegee (squeegee_joe) | 68.74 | 95.3% | 2024-03-15 |
| 3415. | karty (karty) | 68.73 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3416. | Princetoony Azim (princeazim) | 68.71 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3417. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 68.71 | 95.2% | 2023-06-15 |
| 3418. | boiax (boiax) | 68.70 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3419. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 68.69 | 95% | 2023-08-16 |
| 3420. | Jez (jezmann) | 68.65 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 3421. | The White House (thewhiteho... | 68.58 | 96.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 3422. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 68.54 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 3423. | "I'm a scatman" (bexarcocky) | 68.53 | 95.3% | 2024-09-11 |
| 3424. | Joey (jofiss) | 68.53 | 96.8% | 2025-01-25 |
| 3425. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 68.52 | 96.6% | 2024-05-04 |
| 3426. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 68.47 | 97.6% | 2024-01-21 |
| 3427. | Dagger (daggerbxii) | 68.38 | 94.5% | 2024-03-18 |
| 3428. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 68.32 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 3429. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 68.27 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 3430. | Uri (rxlj) | 68.27 | 96% | 2025-09-05 |
| 3431. | TNT (tnt7) | 68.26 | 93.9% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3432. | maniongo (dlaj) | 68.24 | 96% | 2025-05-30 |
| 3433. | Kian V (tondoliver_27) | 68.16 | 93% | 2025-01-18 |
| 3434. | Macwell04 (mmarchal) | 68.14 | 96.3% | 2023-11-06 |
| 3435. | Penguin007 (penguin007) | 68.12 | 94.2% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3436. | 23 (jorgexdlol) | 68.02 | 95.7% | 2023-12-13 |
| 3437. | Niki Bleszák (nikkentyu) | 68.01 | 97% | 2025-08-23 |
| 3438. | Jan (janwalther) | 67.96 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 3439. | Tina (wuster) | 67.95 | 95% | 2025-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |