The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24989. | Ram Pareek (therampareek) | 64.34 | 96.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 24990. | BigAppleMan (appleinmyhead123) | 64.34 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 24991. | Sofia (michael_bjordy) | 64.34 | 95% | 2019-05-22 |
| 24992. | Duy Khánh (khanhduy) | 64.34 | 98% | 2011-10-14 |
| 24993. | Adam (shredder2794) | 64.33 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 24994. | Dan (typistdan) | 64.33 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 24995. | Siobhan (shembury) | 64.33 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 24996. | Aaron (heckndarn) | 64.33 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
| 24997. | Virat (nobleiii) | 64.33 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 24998. | Jack (jackattack45) | 64.33 | 93% | 2016-03-25 |
| 24999. | Ashley (evilashley) | 64.33 | 89% | 2015-05-03 |
| 25000. | Huy (erfaw) | 64.33 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 25001. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 64.33 | 92% | 2016-09-11 |
| 25002. | Slowpoke (libervurto) | 64.32 | 92% | 2016-04-03 |
| 25003. | Noah (legioncontainer) | 64.32 | 92% | 2013-11-12 |
| 25004. | Jayy (ruin) | 64.32 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 25005. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 64.31 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 25006. | King (kingmaverick07) | 64.31 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 25007. | exdecial (exdecial) | 64.31 | 94% | 2022-06-11 |
| 25008. | Ryan (xealzarjolbiver) | 64.31 | 92% | 2015-02-04 |
| 25009. | Johannes (xcillingx) | 64.31 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 25010. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 64.31 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 25011. | Ariaz (ariaz) | 64.31 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 25012. | Cutieboy (cutieboysweden69) | 64.31 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
| 25013. | Titel (andrewh) | 64.31 | 96% | 2016-04-13 |
| 25014. | stibitzer (stibitzer) | 64.30 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 25015. | ryouinuma (ryouinuma) | 64.30 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 25016. | IRaceHybrids (eorrific) | 64.30 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 25017. | Argon (swdmn) | 64.30 | 92% | 2016-05-05 |
| 25018. | Bryan (bryangne) | 64.30 | 95% | 2014-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |