And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21131. | Free-Palastine (ahmedgtr) | 77.38 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| 21132. | Ashley (darlasue12) | 77.38 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 21133. | Ben (megatherium) | 77.38 | 95% | 2018-07-15 |
| 21134. | Kacper (xcreepy) | 77.37 | 95.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 21135. | drago (drag00me) | 77.37 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 21136. | Korey (mrniceguynomas) | 77.37 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
| 21137. | Kass (arabru) | 77.36 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 21138. | Logan (fudge500) | 77.36 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 21139. | Jess (bellathebunny99) | 77.36 | 95.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 21140. | xdlolxd (fildoox99) | 77.36 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 21141. | Marijke (frostfire) | 77.36 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 21142. | Chelsea (oxfordkarma) | 77.36 | 94% | 2011-05-09 |
| 21143. | Saruwatori (saruwatori) | 77.36 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 21144. | Shaleen (shaleenx) | 77.36 | 94% | 2015-04-24 |
| 21145. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 77.35 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 21146. | Brian (briansu) | 77.35 | 97.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 21147. | Khoulah (khoulahikhsan) | 77.34 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 21148. | Valley (greyvalentine) | 77.34 | 92% | 2015-09-15 |
| 21149. | lydia (vn_4492) | 77.34 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 21150. | lixiang (yuan_yuan) | 77.34 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 21151. | Rouven (therealr5) | 77.34 | 96% | 2022-04-09 |
| 21152. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 77.34 | 99.3% | 2023-10-28 |
| 21153. | Ham (vannizer) | 77.34 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 21154. | Joel (joel48) | 77.33 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 21155. | Giulio (giumaz) | 77.33 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 21156. | Terminator (killerpils) | 77.33 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 21157. | gnot a gnome (xtphty) | 77.33 | 95% | 2017-07-24 |
| 21158. | Rebecca (rebeccingball) | 77.33 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 21159. | ed72 (ed72) | 77.32 | 100% | 2018-08-11 |
| 21160. | Erik (rikoitza) | 77.32 | 91% | 2016-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |