And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11485. | MJ (smaji182) | 94.52 | 99% | 2017-10-17 |
| 11486. | Joey (varanice) | 94.52 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 11487. | Sam (tictac) | 94.52 | 93% | 2013-06-14 |
| 11488. | Pushp (tourist277) | 94.51 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 11489. | RIP my friend (reckfulsosexy) | 94.51 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
| 11490. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 94.51 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11491. | fan (fannibal) | 94.51 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 11492. | PaceDJ (djpace) | 94.51 | 97% | 2014-04-18 |
| 11493. | Charles (themythicalvlad) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11494. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 94.51 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 11495. | tori (t0ri25) | 94.51 | 94% | 2012-08-20 |
| 11496. | Lucas (luc4bob) | 94.51 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 11497. | rg (rg69) | 94.51 | 98% | 2015-06-22 |
| 11498. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 94.51 | 98% | 2014-11-30 |
| 11499. | Poolala (poolala) | 94.51 | 96% | 2014-06-25 |
| 11500. | Willie Loyd (neverfall) | 94.51 | 87% | 2015-12-28 |
| 11501. | amanullah (amanullah32) | 94.50 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11502. | Přemysl (premik) | 94.50 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
| 11503. | David (le_zeblitz) | 94.50 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 11504. | Darth (littleani) | 94.50 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
| 11505. | pekopeko (pekopeko123) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11506. | dexterj (dexterj) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 11507. | matan (malsonic) | 94.49 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 11508. | Sidney (sidneypham) | 94.49 | 96% | 2014-05-30 |
| 11509. | quack (hduck) | 94.49 | 96% | 2013-07-25 |
| 11510. | Justin (sm00thie) | 94.48 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 11511. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 94.48 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 11512. | Waterman304 (waterman304) | 94.48 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 11513. | Vern (vernsouthwick) | 94.48 | 94% | 2013-07-29 |
| 11514. | Regen (konpa) | 94.48 | 94% | 2013-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |