I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9889. | Good Luck (jajajeremy) | 90.30 | 98% | 2018-10-15 |
| 9890. | Colemak Enjoyer (leoileoisc... | 90.29 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9891. | Mega (mega_mushroom) | 90.29 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9892. | Nick (propuzoficj) | 90.29 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 9893. | Eric (dragonrym) | 90.29 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 9894. | Minh (minhd203) | 90.29 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 9895. | Zach (zacuum) | 90.29 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 9896. | kory (korysommers) | 90.29 | 97% | 2017-03-30 |
| 9897. | d (sancisz) | 90.29 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9898. | Corger (rcorger) | 90.28 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 9899. | Don (amkadon) | 90.28 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 9900. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 90.27 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 9901. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 90.27 | 98% | 2025-04-21 |
| 9902. | 1337Kjell (elitkjell) | 90.26 | 97.6% | 2025-01-12 |
| 9903. | dickie (kaayz) | 90.26 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 9904. | Qiww (qiffym) | 90.26 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 9905. | Aman (amanengineer) | 90.25 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9906. | ben (yngtwbabd) | 90.25 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9907. | David (dpsimi) | 90.25 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 9908. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 90.24 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9909. | gr9 (reloj) | 90.24 | 98% | 2017-02-08 |
| 9910. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 90.24 | 99% | 2018-04-07 |
| 9911. | markikune (kasoengan) | 90.23 | 96% | 2025-05-05 |
| 9912. | sick (tatasick6) | 90.23 | 98% | 2025-08-27 |
| 9913. | :) (supremeraheem) | 90.23 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| 9914. | Carson (mambamagik) | 90.23 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| 9915. | Hydroze (hydroze) | 90.23 | 97% | 2024-04-05 |
| 9916. | idiot sandwich (wujiamin) | 90.22 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 9917. | TuchuHunter (v4vishal4vs) | 90.22 | 99% | 2024-08-19 |
| 9918. | Muffin (muffinluv) | 90.22 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |