As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10860. | Bill (typegeekgr) | 82.26 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 10861. | Trystal (trystal) | 82.26 | 98% | 2016-03-28 |
| 10862. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 82.26 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 10863. | Victor (v1kk0) | 82.25 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 10864. | Tone (toneed) | 82.25 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 10865. | Seizoxu (xezious) | 82.25 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10866. | Diwangkoro (serperone) | 82.25 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
| 10867. | RAJNISH (rajnishkumar31) | 82.24 | 97.3% | 2023-09-17 |
| 10868. | Stephy (stephy2202) | 82.24 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 10869. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 82.24 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| 10870. | Tyler (tyjoko) | 82.23 | 98.2% | 2023-11-14 |
| 10871. | crazy (flappybirb) | 82.23 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 10872. | jacob (quincinia) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10873. | Rad (radandrei) | 82.23 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 10874. | Anssi (nininananunu) | 82.23 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 10875. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 82.23 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10876. | Aman (amanengineer) | 82.22 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 10877. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 82.22 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 10878. | apple (qpalzmqpalzm) | 82.22 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 10879. | Alpha_9465 (the_alphaa) | 82.22 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 10880. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10881. | Filip (sustainedcruelty) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10882. | IRE (irelll) | 82.21 | 97% | 2024-12-28 |
| 10883. | mike (brons48) | 82.21 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 10884. | M (thefastlightningtyper) | 82.20 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 10885. | Zach (zachswan1) | 82.20 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 10886. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 82.20 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10887. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 82.20 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 10888. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 82.19 | 98% | 2017-05-02 |
| 10889. | beefer430 (beefer430) | 82.19 | 98% | 2025-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |