I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
371 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12963. | Gary (scarygary522) | 79.44 | 92% | 2016-10-21 |
| 12964. | t0kkul (mekumen) | 79.44 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 12965. | regnir (satyo) | 79.44 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 12966. | Shawn (ip_shifu) | 79.44 | 89% | 2016-02-04 |
| 12967. | Kev (countlesasacat) | 79.44 | 96% | 2023-12-30 |
| 12968. | luckyjoy (luckyjoy) | 79.44 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 12969. | xdom (xdomiino) | 79.44 | 96% | 2023-12-20 |
| 12970. | Jerry (jernjej) | 79.44 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 12971. | gilbo (ch0wner) | 79.43 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 12972. | hacker (vonminitorxi) | 79.43 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 12973. | meme (mememanjeff) | 79.43 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 12974. | Yodeller (yodeller) | 79.43 | 91% | 2016-05-22 |
| 12975. | tstats[sajald77] (sajald77) | 79.43 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 12976. | Jonathan (jstriker9peru) | 79.43 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 12977. | Norbert (norbert515) | 79.43 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 12978. | Chris (alkalineii) | 79.43 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 12979. | Aman (amanengineer) | 79.42 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12980. | Troy (insignificantmeme) | 79.42 | 95% | 2017-07-27 |
| 12981. | Lauris (toxic_bowl) | 79.42 | 95% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12982. | desk (desk_wall) | 79.42 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 12983. | CF (cfoodc) | 79.42 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 12984. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 79.42 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
| 12985. | Axel (idkmanwtf) | 79.42 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 12986. | ZGBNT (z_gbnt) | 79.41 | 96% | 2025-01-29 |
| 12987. | ayush (rocky1708) | 79.41 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 12988. | Hikaru (japism) | 79.41 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 12989. | GameChaos (superflip) | 79.41 | 93% | 2016-07-19 |
| 12990. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 79.41 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 12991. | typerwise (typerwise) | 79.40 | 97.8% | 2025-05-01 |
| 12992. | Bbblaire (bbbblaire) | 79.40 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |