The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10811. | CryptoWolf (cryptowolf) | 87.68 | 98% | 2013-02-25 |
| 10812. | Assertion (assertion) | 87.68 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 10813. | Eric (ericchung) | 87.67 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 10814. | Jose (joseebarbosa) | 87.67 | 94% | 2014-01-08 |
| 10815. | Kyle (kyman73) | 87.66 | 90% | 2017-05-17 |
| 10816. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 87.66 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 10817. | Clayton (boxxylols) | 87.66 | 92% | 2015-08-13 |
| 10818. | David (xifu) | 87.66 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 10819. | MeHdi (mehdi_kazemi8) | 87.66 | 96% | 2014-07-15 |
| 10820. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 87.65 | 98% | 2022-02-20 |
| 10821. | raz🐢 (razman) | 87.65 | 92% | 2012-09-30 |
| 10822. | Riley (amlockedinfridge) | 87.65 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 10823. | Fabian (tay0w) | 87.65 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| 10824. | Fict (fict) | 87.65 | 95% | 2016-05-18 |
| 10825. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 87.65 | 92% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10826. | Brandon (branscor) | 87.65 | 98% | 2013-10-22 |
| 10827. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 87.64 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 10828. | Naisargi (mehtaphysicalfool) | 87.64 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 10829. | Wim (iverb) | 87.64 | 95% | 2016-06-16 |
| 10830. | Brisco County (briscocounty) | 87.64 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 10831. | Amal (amaldevs) | 87.64 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 10832. | David (unifoon) | 87.63 | 97% | 2012-04-12 |
| 10833. | Jorbean (jcooper0111) | 87.63 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 10834. | Vinny (v3nn) | 87.63 | 96% | 2015-04-27 |
| 10835. | joey (r00sh) | 87.63 | — | 2011-03-26 |
| 10836. | Gideon (gwong97) | 87.63 | 97% | 2016-11-16 |
| 10837. | CHINTAN (chintan357) | 87.62 | 95% | 2022-08-14 |
| 10838. | x (derpzz) | 87.62 | 92% | 2017-04-28 |
| 10839. | ArkoSammy12 (arkosammy_1208) | 87.61 | 94.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 10840. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 87.61 | 99% | 2022-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |