As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4808. | vincent li (vlithium) | 95.83 | 97.8% | 2024-01-14 |
4809. | CluelessBlue (cluelessblue) | 95.83 | 97% | 2023-12-02 |
4810. | Cove (cove) | 95.83 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
4811. | rofllex (rofllex) | 95.82 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
4812. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 95.82 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
4813. | naber? (igungor) | 95.82 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
4814. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 95.82 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
4815. | David (ditch_jones) | 95.82 | 96% | 2016-04-18 |
4816. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 95.81 | 99.1% | 2024-01-12 |
4817. | Mighty (avengers_2019) | 95.81 | 99% | 2020-02-06 |
4818. | Kaidow (THe dark Reunion) (... | 95.81 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
4819. | storm (stooormmm) | 95.80 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
4820. | Jay (callmepapajay) | 95.80 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
4821. | Alexander (torphon) | 95.80 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
4822. | Buhlerr (buhlerr) | 95.80 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
4823. | Sicoz (skyarc12) | 95.80 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
4824. | Andrew (alz2) | 95.79 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
4825. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 95.79 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
4826. | days (daysthedestroyer) | 95.79 | 99% | 2016-06-06 |
4827. | seungbum (seungbum) | 95.79 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
4828. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 95.77 | 97.5% | 2021-02-16 |
4829. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 95.77 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
4830. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 95.76 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
4831. | Hapi (face_is_happy) | 95.76 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
4832. | Teme (teme) | 95.76 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
4833. | Besnik (besnikkabashi) | 95.76 | 88% | 2016-06-01 |
4834. | Pisit (compisit) | 95.75 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
4835. | Dom (disfordom) | 95.75 | 95% | 2015-08-13 |
4836. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 95.74 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
4837. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 95.74 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |