So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31074. | zar (shwetoee@gmail.com) | 51.00 | 94% | 2012-09-22 |
| 31075. | Mustafa (msfilmwala) | 51.00 | 90% | 2013-07-06 |
| 31076. | vipariano (vipariano) | 50.99 | 93% | 2023-08-07 |
| 31077. | vagabondwind (vagabondwind) | 50.99 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 31078. | Tasnim (misteryoda) | 50.99 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 31079. | ___ (coolscott) | 50.99 | 92% | 2013-03-14 |
| 31080. | Ilya (iliya) | 50.99 | 91% | 2014-03-23 |
| 31081. | Matt (redspeck_bluestate) | 50.99 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 31082. | c466851 (c466851) | 50.98 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
| 31083. | Sobuj (greensobuj) | 50.98 | 94% | 2021-09-26 |
| 31084. | Alex (aatwood) | 50.98 | 92% | 2011-08-08 |
| 31085. | rip byron (sebastianw) | 50.98 | 94% | 2020-01-07 |
| 31086. | Nikita (ne_kita) | 50.98 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 31087. | Fred (fredsavage) | 50.98 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
| 31088. | TKTopz (tktopz) | 50.97 | 91% | 2012-07-31 |
| 31089. | Nick (sidj0n) | 50.97 | 86% | 2014-07-19 |
| 31090. | Xuan (xuan_nguyen) | 50.96 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 31091. | Felix (felixrampant) | 50.96 | 95.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 31092. | Ali (aliabdelrahman) | 50.96 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 31093. | Alex (alxracer) | 50.96 | 92% | 2013-09-12 |
| 31094. | Quigmaster (pquigley35) | 50.95 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 31095. | camred (camred) | 50.95 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 31096. | Sachin (bharat369) | 50.95 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 31097. | Ngo (winterbourne) | 50.95 | 95% | 2013-11-11 |
| 31098. | mike (mikesun1) | 50.95 | 90% | 2014-01-02 |
| 31099. | Jon Elvar (sprelvar) | 50.95 | 89% | 2012-12-24 |
| 31100. | king (ijay) | 50.95 | 90% | 2016-12-16 |
| 31101. | Bananan (cucoklolz11) | 50.94 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 31102. | phi (anhphi) | 50.94 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 31103. | Mihawk (thinhfls) | 50.94 | 92% | 2012-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |