The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20312. | Connor (c42855) | 82.30 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 20313. | sam (brooklynsweets) | 82.30 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 20314. | AzDarr (Elhaam) (azdarr) | 82.30 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 20315. | darkDEMISE (dark_demise) | 82.29 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 20316. | Ben (bacco) | 82.29 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 20317. | Zi (asianzealand) | 82.29 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 20318. | Enorma Stitz (zxcn) | 82.29 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 20319. | Ryan (ysys9) | 82.29 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 20320. | shin (cindybkk) | 82.29 | 95% | 2015-01-23 |
| 20321. | Anton (sayudos) | 82.29 | 91% | 2016-05-16 |
| 20322. | somethingsomething (datpotato) | 82.28 | 99% | 2018-02-15 |
| 20323. | Josh (mophii) | 82.28 | 96.6% | 2021-02-24 |
| 20324. | rrono (3an_3an) | 82.27 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 20325. | William (willt07) | 82.27 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 20326. | Eric (paiement) | 82.27 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
| 20327. | Misha (misha2011) | 82.27 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 20328. | Poachy23 (poachy23) | 82.26 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 20329. | Dragon (dragon_cottage) | 82.26 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 20330. | Eugine (alwaysonfire) | 82.26 | 93% | 2016-05-13 |
| 20331. | Rusty (rustyembers) | 82.26 | 95% | 2016-10-10 |
| 20332. | Okko (okko) | 82.26 | 86% | 2016-12-26 |
| 20333. | Chandelier (chandelier28) | 82.26 | 99% | 2016-10-11 |
| 20334. | Ahmet (milyt) | 82.25 | 93% | 2016-09-25 |
| 20335. | Nate (leclownfou) | 82.25 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
| 20336. | y (45245) | 82.24 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 20337. | Shady (shady0) | 82.24 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 20338. | ttypist (ttypistt) | 82.24 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 20339. | Eben (ebenduwimana) | 82.24 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 20340. | Complex (eshimelis) | 82.24 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 20341. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 82.24 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |