So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24951. | James (darkdays) | 60.44 | 93% | 2013-10-16 |
| 24952. | Olamide (ifingeredyourkeybo... | 60.44 | 99% | 2018-04-01 |
| 24953. | Samuel (aidoo) | 60.44 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 24954. | Valtteri (mazter2010) | 60.43 | 92% | 2013-04-13 |
| 24955. | kalmanfilter (eran_raviv) | 60.43 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 24956. | Lawrence (enzoplays) | 60.43 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 24957. | kerry (berrykerry789) | 60.43 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 24958. | Rajesh (curseraj) | 60.43 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 24959. | P (plspalding) | 60.43 | 97% | 2012-08-11 |
| 24960. | Jorge (tioj0rge) | 60.42 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 24961. | david (davidbeshay) | 60.42 | 93.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 24962. | Dion (racerindo) | 60.42 | 91% | 2011-11-01 |
| 24963. | Huy_Nguyen (vo_danh_) | 60.42 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 24964. | umair (umairr) | 60.42 | 97% | 2013-05-18 |
| 24965. | Đạt (luongdat) | 60.42 | 92% | 2012-01-10 |
| 24966. | Joe (jboni) | 60.42 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 24967. | Always (always_hungry) | 60.41 | 95% | 2019-06-15 |
| 24968. | Oyesh (mannsingh) | 60.41 | 92% | 2014-11-20 |
| 24969. | Szuyu (szlee118) | 60.41 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24970. | Jatin (jatinag1996) | 60.41 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 24971. | Ankur (ankur94516) | 60.41 | 98.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| 24972. | Gerro (gheeyoo) | 60.41 | 95% | 2021-02-17 |
| 24973. | Matin (jivago) | 60.41 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 24974. | Shrubber (shrubber) | 60.41 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 24975. | Jasckon (camochameleon56) | 60.41 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 24976. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 60.41 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
| 24977. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 60.41 | 91% | 2015-12-15 |
| 24978. | Ernest (ernestngan) | 60.41 | 92% | 2016-07-12 |
| 24979. | Link (crimson_mecha) | 60.40 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 24980. | yourrrfattt (yourrrfattt) | 60.40 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |