The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13346. | (joost420) | 82.49 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 13347. | Michael (cheesyfluff) | 82.49 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 13348. | (virgofenix) | 82.49 | 97% | 2012-09-08 |
| 13349. | (imtiaz) | 82.49 | 90% | 2014-10-17 |
| 13350. | (fiscario) | 82.48 | 95% | 2021-09-21 |
| 13351. | Kenshiro (toxicated) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 13352. | (herovax) | 82.48 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 13353. | (rebel_queen) | 82.48 | 89% | 2013-01-23 |
| 13354. | naaner (naaner) | 82.48 | 98% | 2012-02-02 |
| 13355. | mitul (mitulrokz) | 82.48 | 94% | 2017-04-11 |
| 13356. | (atiyo) | 82.47 | 98% | 2016-02-06 |
| 13357. | I once bought a jackass and... | 82.46 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 13358. | (certikbertik) | 82.46 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 13359. | (aarnib) | 82.46 | 96% | 2022-02-14 |
| 13360. | Saad (memon2saad) | 82.46 | 95% | 2017-11-25 |
| 13361. | (lamal) | 82.46 | 93% | 2011-06-15 |
| 13362. | Alvro (alvro) | 82.45 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 13363. | (liz4liz5) | 82.45 | 95% | 2011-06-21 |
| 13364. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 82.45 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13365. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 82.45 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 13366. | Sōsuke Aizen (seedfactor) | 82.45 | 92% | 2013-10-02 |
| 13367. | (vincent_aik) | 82.45 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
| 13368. | (mipsuperk) | 82.45 | 92% | 2011-11-14 |
| 13369. | (julienzd) | 82.44 | 93% | 2016-06-23 |
| 13370. | (cubechild1) | 82.44 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 13371. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 82.44 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 13372. | Chris (cprokopiak) | 82.44 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 13373. | (itypefasterthanyou10) | 82.44 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 13374. | (racezilla) | 82.44 | 94% | 2014-09-30 |
| 13375. | (judascleric) | 82.43 | 99% | 2013-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |