So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30397. | Akhil (akhildusi) | 51.97 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 30398. | Jadennnn (__jaden__) | 51.97 | 93% | 2021-01-19 |
| 30399. | Joe (jumpyjoe) | 51.97 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 30400. | butt face (bhujelanish2000@... | 51.97 | 87% | 2015-12-14 |
| 30401. | Thuy (thuydinh) | 51.97 | 92% | 2012-08-03 |
| 30402. | wong (sohai) | 51.97 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 30403. | newbpanda (shypanda) | 51.96 | 89% | 2012-09-26 |
| 30404. | Epoi (epoi_311) | 51.96 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 30405. | Sebastian (spongesebastian) | 51.96 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 30406. | πΏππππππ... | 51.95 | 95.9% | 2023-07-14 |
| 30407. | RGBcat (rgbcat) | 51.95 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 30408. | phan (baobabe) | 51.95 | 98% | 2012-02-03 |
| 30409. | QQ (hayo) | 51.95 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 30410. | Kenyuki (kenyuki) | 51.95 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 30411. | Ricky (oxblood) | 51.95 | 91% | 2011-06-23 |
| 30412. | mizanur (mizanur) | 51.95 | 95% | 2018-09-25 |
| 30413. | Paul (diablopablo) | 51.94 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 30414. | Stan (stoofee) | 51.94 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 30415. | Alva (alvath) | 51.94 | 93% | 2012-10-16 |
| 30416. | Brad (godspeed99) | 51.94 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 30417. | Jefferson Alfred (alfred8812) | 51.94 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 30418. | Alan (alanmareta) | 51.93 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 30419. | Sidney (sidney01) | 51.93 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 30420. | Jamie (phase) | 51.93 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 30421. | Sri (lulu25) | 51.93 | 91% | 2012-03-11 |
| 30422. | Justin (just_aidyn) | 51.93 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 30423. | hazel (hazaaaah) | 51.92 | 93% | 2023-07-11 |
| 30424. | Shogo (shogomakishima777) | 51.92 | 94% | 2019-11-01 |
| 30425. | Christian (escapechris) | 51.92 | 89% | 2014-12-08 |
| 30426. | anas (anas771989) | 51.92 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |