So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3454. | (janeshepard) | 104.91 | 99% | 2019-09-14 |
| 3455. | (esketit3020) | 104.91 | 99% | 2022-09-12 |
| 3456. | Alex (eggstreme) | 104.91 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 3457. | name (anson001) | 104.91 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 3458. | (cronichazel) | 104.90 | 96% | 2014-06-02 |
| 3459. | pwned (16wpm) | 104.89 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3460. | Bird (rockarmy) | 104.89 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 3461. | (sanashine) | 104.88 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 3462. | Christina (serendove) | 104.88 | 99% | 2015-12-21 |
| 3463. | (fastcheesegirl) | 104.88 | 97% | 2015-02-23 |
| 3464. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 104.87 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 3465. | :) (bavadin) | 104.86 | 99% | 2019-12-14 |
| 3466. | (slowtyper) | 104.86 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 3467. | (khearn) | 104.86 | 98% | 2012-05-14 |
| 3468. | somer (someradno) | 104.85 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 3469. | Jerome (autigre) | 104.85 | 98% | 2016-07-28 |
| 3470. | (ccc123) | 104.83 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 3471. | (altus) | 104.83 | 99% | 2017-10-14 |
| 3472. | lemon (ilka) | 104.83 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 3473. | (iketype) | 104.83 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 3474. | Sorry I'm fast (dldlflfl) | 104.83 | 90% | 2014-12-03 |
| 3475. | (leggoboyo) | 104.82 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 3476. | (gigachad92) | 104.82 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 3477. | (aftershockonline) | 104.82 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 3478. | pearslice (mark42isawesome) | 104.82 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3479. | (twistedpower) | 104.82 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3480. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 104.82 | 95% | 2016-06-20 |
| 3481. | (m_flo) | 104.81 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 3482. | Andy (parkourmaster302) | 104.81 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 3483. | (eraserhd) | 104.81 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |