The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6782. | sunny (mdsunny2299) | 96.75 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 6783. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 96.75 | 93% | 2017-05-21 |
| 6784. | John (soulsforhire) | 96.74 | 95% | 2014-12-11 |
| 6785. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 96.74 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
| 6786. | Zoheb (blackeaglejs) | 96.74 | 96% | 2012-04-16 |
| 6787. | fpvgerochi (xmaru) | 96.73 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 6788. | Sulley (kingsulley) | 96.72 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 6789. | Vishal (vishvish) | 96.72 | 92% | 2017-05-14 |
| 6790. | Cadi (cadihd) | 96.72 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 6791. | Killa (killastorm1000) | 96.72 | 93% | 2012-09-15 |
| 6792. | Bharat (bharat_nag) | 96.71 | 97% | 2012-10-06 |
| 6793. | Jeremy (neargood) | 96.71 | 93% | 2012-11-01 |
| 6794. | ScooZ (scoozeh) | 96.71 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 6795. | MiB (meninblack) | 96.70 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 6796. | Sammy (sammyf) | 96.70 | 95% | 2012-04-19 |
| 6797. | biotox (biotoxz) | 96.70 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 6798. | Andrew (altlearnsergo) | 96.69 | 99% | 2022-07-01 |
| 6799. | Gianni (giannitrattore) | 96.69 | 98.2% | 2023-09-09 |
| 6800. | sabthecrab (sabthecrab) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 6801. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 96.69 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 6802. | Rusty (foundry) | 96.69 | 95% | 2015-03-01 |
| 6803. | pear_in_prayer (panama_) | 96.68 | 96% | 2022-04-20 |
| 6804. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 96.68 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 6805. | Frank (fchiem) | 96.68 | 96% | 2013-02-05 |
| 6806. | Adam (toaadam) | 96.68 | 99% | 2016-08-10 |
| 6807. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 96.68 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 6808. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 96.68 | 99% | 2019-05-28 |
| 6809. | Turbo (turbo_typist) | 96.67 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 6810. | Dongles (dongles) | 96.67 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 6811. | yoon (yoonconner) | 96.67 | 94% | 2013-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |