Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4276. | Ghost (ghostince) | 66.63 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| 4277. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 66.63 | 94% | 2019-02-24 |
| 4278. | Ali (katali119) | 66.63 | 99% | 2018-05-20 |
| 4279. | Roman (udachin) | 66.59 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4280. | antifragile (antifragile) | 66.58 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4281. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 66.58 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4282. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 66.57 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 4283. | Miles (hauskaz) | 66.55 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 4284. | A (ipsum) | 66.53 | 95% | 2019-11-20 |
| 4285. | Naba (naba0224) | 66.53 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 4286. | Jude (philivey) | 66.51 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 4287. | martin (tredecies) | 66.51 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 4288. | Nate (flarpyz) | 66.51 | 95% | 2018-02-14 |
| 4289. | Alexander (torphon) | 66.49 | 97% | 2017-07-22 |
| 4290. | Igor (wuda40) | 66.48 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 4291. | mhee (hangzoon) | 66.47 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 4292. | owo (altecobalt) | 66.46 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4293. | Димитър (rynkx) | 66.46 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 4294. | Jeremy (gamingbull) | 66.46 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 4295. | No (wsdmf) | 66.45 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 4296. | BlueberryMourning (blueberr... | 66.45 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 4297. | ding dong (dion109) | 66.45 | 99% | 2017-09-23 |
| 4298. | Tim (jimbo112) | 66.43 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 4299. | Mateus (mateusprad0) | 66.42 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 4300. | matan (malsonic) | 66.41 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4301. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 66.41 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 4302. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 66.41 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 4303. | Amit (amit308) | 66.40 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 4304. | azooz (azoozklr) | 66.40 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 4305. | Junell (smilky666) | 66.39 | 94% | 2019-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |