The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1688. | Aphox (aphox) | 132.44 | 98% | 2012-12-04 |
| 1689. | Scorekeeper (100plusaverage) | 132.43 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 1690. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 132.42 | 100% | 2023-07-17 |
| 1691. | Mike (mikeychen) | 132.40 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1692. | Kat (katbartlett) | 132.38 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 1693. | Zaid (zaid493) | 132.37 | 96% | 2014-04-22 |
| 1694. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 132.37 | 99% | 2016-01-31 |
| 1695. | ` (mathem4ticals) | 132.36 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 1696. | Simon (xsznix) | 132.36 | 97% | 2014-03-04 |
| 1697. | Cyril (cyril715) | 132.36 | 100% | 2023-03-28 |
| 1698. | NON-STOP (paktypest) | 132.34 | 98.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 1699. | caleb (caleb123456) | 132.32 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 1700. | Snapdragon (bunkerboo29) | 132.32 | 100% | 2016-06-15 |
| 1701. | John (padlocksalesman) | 132.31 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 1702. | Shanon (shadowyshadows) | 132.31 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1703. | Guest (keyboardist) | 132.30 | 99% | 2011-08-16 |
| 1704. | (zealindaus) | 132.29 | 100% | 2021-09-27 |
| 1705. | Sara (alphathealpha) | 132.29 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
| 1706. | Nick (burgerking316) | 132.29 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 1707. | Umbry (legendre) | 132.28 | 98% | 2013-06-25 |
| 1708. | Dan (birken) | 132.27 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 1709. | Ethan (smdictionary) | 132.27 | 100% | 2013-10-17 |
| 1710. | C (armadillo) | 132.26 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 1711. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 132.25 | 99% | 2020-04-16 |
| 1712. | rock_hat (glitchscott) | 132.25 | 99% | 2014-12-07 |
| 1713. | biotox (biotoxz) | 132.24 | 98% | 2013-01-07 |
| 1714. | J (thejcperson) | 132.24 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 1715. | かわいいです (kawaii_... | 132.24 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 1716. | jubilachi (jubilachi) | 132.23 | 99% | 2018-01-13 |
| 1717. | Per (derevon) | 132.20 | 100% | 2012-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |