So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29767. | (chiquillo) | 52.39 | 95% | 2012-11-18 |
| 29768. | (cdavid010111) | 52.39 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 29769. | (speed_falcon) | 52.38 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 29770. | (freely) | 52.38 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 29771. | (oceanserpent) | 52.38 | 98% | 2012-09-06 |
| 29772. | (iligor) | 52.38 | 97% | 2013-07-31 |
| 29773. | (bn_mouad) | 52.38 | 90% | 2016-03-17 |
| 29774. | nels (jungkookie11) | 52.37 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 29775. | (spitmasterflex) | 52.37 | 93% | 2017-07-11 |
| 29776. | (divyanchs) | 52.36 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
| 29777. | (filtercopy) | 52.36 | 94% | 2019-04-14 |
| 29778. | (devilofsword) | 52.36 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 29779. | (kevinbardan1) | 52.36 | 91% | 2013-07-13 |
| 29780. | (dongmauanhhung) | 52.36 | 92% | 2011-12-03 |
| 29781. | (moon4) | 52.36 | — | 2010-02-20 |
| 29782. | (newbie12) | 52.36 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 29783. | (skwazy) | 52.35 | 94% | 2022-10-06 |
| 29784. | (messy_me) | 52.35 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 29785. | Niklas (peterustinox) | 52.35 | 90% | 2013-11-12 |
| 29786. | Van (vanjunior) | 52.35 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 29787. | (alimmuslim7@gmail.com) | 52.35 | 96% | 2014-12-24 |
| 29788. | (lazysniper) | 52.35 | 94% | 2013-01-07 |
| 29789. | (eddy20022003) | 52.35 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 29790. | (alphasd) | 52.35 | 91% | 2017-02-25 |
| 29791. | (infinity404) | 52.34 | 88% | 2013-01-31 |
| 29792. | (avenger) | 52.34 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 29793. | Cuong (lenamcuong) | 52.34 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 29794. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 52.34 | 98% | 2014-03-05 |
| 29795. | (vincent20lam) | 52.33 | 95% | 2012-06-30 |
| 29796. | (jellyfiszh) | 52.33 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |