I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5247. | Goatinator (go4tinator) | 98.90 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 5248. | Only Dvorak (kkqu) | 98.90 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 5249. | Kimo (kimota) | 98.89 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 5250. | Big (bigmike6) | 98.89 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 5251. | Marcus_Aurelius (marcus_aur... | 98.88 | 98% | 2024-06-05 |
| 5252. | Rodger (rodgerjohnson) | 98.88 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5253. | pro typo-ist (mrcynric) | 98.88 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5254. | Caleb (calebx) | 98.88 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 5255. | Dark (ysbegirm_123) | 98.88 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5256. | weicer (weicer) | 98.88 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5257. | Daniel (danielcleve) | 98.88 | 97% | 2015-06-23 |
| 5258. | Nightwong (thfw00) | 98.88 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 5259. | ojinsg (ojinsg) | 98.87 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 5260. | Brian (brianyounq) | 98.87 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 5261. | Vaeciar (fusionn) | 98.87 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 5262. | jimmy (jimmmmmmmmmy) | 98.86 | 95% | 2019-08-22 |
| 5263. | Ryan (alphaorionis) | 98.85 | 96% | 2024-02-27 |
| 5264. | timgan (timgan) | 98.85 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5265. | Ohad (ohadshwartzman) | 98.85 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 5266. | FM (stormer911) | 98.84 | 99% | 2023-07-20 |
| 5267. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 98.84 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 5268. | Steve (srd93) | 98.84 | 98.5% | 2024-10-20 |
| 5269. | Donna (ereda) | 98.83 | 98% | 2016-04-25 |
| 5270. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 98.83 | 99% | 2015-08-17 |
| 5271. | Bako (tabakz) | 98.83 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 5272. | Mud (muddchaofan) | 98.83 | 91% | 2017-03-26 |
| 5273. | . (cowsaysmooo4) | 98.83 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 5274. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 98.82 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 5275. | Nobody is perfect. (odareal... | 98.81 | 95.3% | 2025-04-07 |
| 5276. | patrick (lighteningab) | 98.81 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |