Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3102. | Will (ghostal) | 75.85 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 3103. | Peter (aloyr) | 75.83 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 3104. | David (ogwoohoo) | 75.83 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3105. | sn0w (surrp3nt) | 75.82 | 96% | 2017-11-05 |
| 3106. | EdK (edk2000) | 75.82 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3107. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 75.82 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3108. | Mark (emptyper) | 75.81 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 3109. | Kent Adriane (skydoesrocks) | 75.80 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3110. | Nick (nickawesomee) | 75.79 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 3111. | JM (marjuan) | 75.79 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3112. | antonio (ajthagoat) | 75.78 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 3113. | Bob (bobstab) | 75.77 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 3114. | Alish (dek_u) | 75.77 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3115. | Norma (noron596) | 75.77 | 95% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3116. | iHDeveloper (ihdeveloper) | 75.77 | 96% | 2020-01-26 |
| 3117. | 1st (toomtam) | 75.77 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 3118. | CS (brown2607) | 75.76 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 3119. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 75.76 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3120. | Mark (alphaone) | 75.76 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 3121. | oliver (oliverscythe) | 75.75 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 3122. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 75.75 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3123. | 추방 (zhiend) | 75.75 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3124. | Doge (gans356) | 75.74 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 3125. | Yuanji Hu (kurandge) | 75.74 | 99% | 2018-06-04 |
| 3126. | Grace (gcarley) | 75.72 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3127. | Henry (henry_court) | 75.72 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 3128. | RandaltheSandal (randalthes... | 75.71 | 96% | 2019-12-22 |
| 3129. | Jeff (edvan_) | 75.71 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3130. | TypeLX (gamerleelxo) | 75.70 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 3131. | Chang (vuechangz) | 75.69 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |