I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13797. | Wonder Bread (wonder590) | 78.40 | 94% | 2016-12-12 |
| 13798. | ms (sthlm16) | 78.40 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 13799. | Arno (cactusbald) | 78.40 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 13800. | Billie (nappy2000) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13801. | Crallis (alloy510) | 78.40 | 100% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13802. | Bane (djex808) | 78.40 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 13803. | local-lawence (local_lawence) | 78.39 | 98.7% | 2024-07-16 |
| 13804. | Jason (jason_kenney) | 78.39 | 96.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 13805. | MooD (xslel) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13806. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 78.38 | 93% | 2016-03-03 |
| 13807. | Rocco (2kamashi2) | 78.38 | 87% | 2016-11-05 |
| 13808. | emden25 (emden25) | 78.37 | 94% | 2024-02-18 |
| 13809. | Unknown (unknown404) | 78.37 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 13810. | tristan (jonsnaw1) | 78.37 | 97.1% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13811. | Ihor (seitem) | 78.37 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 13812. | Mahmoud (m_s_ali) | 78.37 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 13813. | Esk (99tester) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 13814. | Dharma (cdharmateja) | 78.36 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 13815. | Mark (alphaone) | 78.36 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 13816. | tam (tamraincoat) | 78.36 | 95% | 2015-12-23 |
| 13817. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 78.36 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 13818. | mikaeel (stressless) | 78.35 | 95.1% | 2024-07-27 |
| 13819. | Master Sky (ma3ter3ky) | 78.35 | 96.9% | 2025-03-04 |
| 13820. | Chaewon LE SSERAFIM (raz3124) | 78.35 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13821. | Drew (biggyboy90) | 78.35 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 13822. | tstats[kenneth03] (kenneth03) | 78.35 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 13823. | sohta (sohta) | 78.35 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13824. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 78.35 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 13825. | michael (michaelabdi) | 78.35 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 13826. | Wes (wyvr) | 78.35 | 94% | 2015-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |