It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3774. | Anri (arqo_129) | 63.59 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3775. | Jan Dale (amoresjan) | 63.57 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3776. | Jonah (memitz13) | 63.56 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 3777. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 63.56 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 3778. | john (kingtypemaster) | 63.56 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
| 3779. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 63.55 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 3780. | Barney The Big Red Dog (wec... | 63.55 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3781. | Xaden (checkyourmom) | 63.55 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 3782. | Aadil (aadil0392) | 63.54 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 3783. | Drew (grishma17) | 63.53 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3784. | EkBros (ekbros9_) | 63.51 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3785. | Sander (nuffix) | 63.51 | 96% | 2018-07-02 |
| 3786. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 63.51 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 3787. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 63.50 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 3788. | jp (jetalidro) | 63.45 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3789. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 63.45 | 95% | 2020-07-20 |
| 3790. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 63.41 | 99% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3791. | Matt (alphagg) | 63.41 | 95% | 2017-09-25 |
| 3792. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 63.40 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 3793. | d (devcappp) | 63.39 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 3794. | Brian (guymontag) | 63.38 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3795. | Rafael (estufas) | 63.36 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3796. | Vexastrae (v_e_x__) | 63.34 | 94% | 2020-05-08 |
| 3797. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 63.34 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
| 3798. | Keyser Söze (johnomaha) | 63.33 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 3799. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 63.32 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 3800. | M (mshadab2340) | 63.31 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 3801. | rafonix (rafonix) | 63.30 | 94% | 2020-06-07 |
| 3802. | aCreativeUsername (acreativ... | 63.27 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 3803. | ardnn- (fsociety_21) | 63.25 | 95% | 2019-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |