So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7267. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 92.29 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 7268. | MII (markthesecond) | 92.29 | 96% | 2014-05-15 |
| 7269. | James (karonar) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 7270. | Take (teysolongo) | 92.29 | 97% | 2015-08-26 |
| 7271. | Teme (teme) | 92.29 | 92% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7272. | Jordan (jordan83221) | 92.29 | 90% | 2015-11-20 |
| 7273. | GUTIERREZ (dramatik) | 92.29 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 7274. | Lukiji (hempasaur) | 92.28 | 98% | 2020-02-23 |
| 7275. | Hamski (maythose) | 92.28 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 7276. | Darwin (niwradsoft) | 92.28 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 7277. | Nick (lovedanathema) | 92.28 | 96% | 2013-06-24 |
| 7278. | Dane (steakz) | 92.28 | 92% | 2013-02-08 |
| 7279. | Tarryn (tarryn) | 92.28 | 92% | 2011-07-17 |
| 7280. | Dingdong Gwantes (mapagmaha... | 92.28 | 97% | 2014-05-18 |
| 7281. | Uros (uroskrunic2) | 92.28 | 96% | 2016-08-10 |
| 7282. | Jesus C (girau) | 92.28 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 7283. | Anatoli (yetito21) | 92.27 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 7284. | Jochen (s1mpx) | 92.27 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 7285. | Darien (alpha_redd) | 92.27 | 98% | 2011-07-15 |
| 7286. | Teemu (tpudas) | 92.27 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 7287. | Morpheus (shades444) | 92.27 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 7288. | Max (elsancho5) | 92.26 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 7289. | a_lolbeast (a_lolbeast) | 92.26 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 7290. | VolcanicArts (volcanicarts) | 92.26 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 7291. | Felix (gamernyasar) | 92.26 | 98% | 2012-12-25 |
| 7292. | Jason (jromans) | 92.25 | 96% | 2011-10-09 |
| 7293. | Cameron (cameroniup) | 92.25 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 7294. | Melissa Gregoire (melissar_... | 92.25 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 7295. | regan (speeddemon8) | 92.25 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 7296. | ปังหยา (panyaa) | 92.25 | 100% | 2014-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |