I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18366. | Nick (alaskannick) | 68.63 | 93% | 2017-12-02 |
| 18367. | Nathan (idontsenathang) | 68.62 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 18368. | ScholarGoblin (scholargoblin) | 68.62 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 18369. | Yazan (yazan_al) | 68.62 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 18370. | Taariq (shadowsniper7) | 68.62 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 18371. | David (dchoboy) | 68.62 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 18372. | david (jjun828) | 68.62 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 18373. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 68.61 | 96.6% | 2024-11-27 |
| 18374. | Nrimanta (nwiziyanow) | 68.61 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 18375. | Mato (xholm) | 68.61 | 98.2% | 2023-05-16 |
| 18376. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 68.61 | 99% | 2017-06-10 |
| 18377. | Andreas Boulios (boulibouli) | 68.60 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 18378. | Vasiliy (vassiliy) | 68.60 | 97% | 2025-02-26 |
| 18379. | William (willkosasih) | 68.60 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18380. | TurboDad (turbo_dad) | 68.60 | 95.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 18381. | Seth (opiumonom) | 68.60 | 96% | 2017-08-14 |
| 18382. | Griffin Smith (gerundphrase) | 68.59 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 18383. | slippedfinger (alpha_centauri) | 68.59 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 18384. | Sewmina (warlock7) | 68.59 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 18385. | Slowest Noob (ayrin101) | 68.59 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
| 18386. | ༺⎛⎝𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬... | 68.58 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 18387. | Abdulrahman karkalar (safi3... | 68.58 | 93.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 18388. | Giang (gianglaodai) | 68.58 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 18389. | anonymous (annnnonymous) | 68.58 | 99% | 2017-03-16 |
| 18390. | Quan (quan_lad) | 68.57 | 94% | 2022-10-04 |
| 18391. | Andreas (mangabro) | 68.57 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 18392. | I forgor 💀 (kernel32_dll) | 68.57 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 18393. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 68.57 | 96% | 2024-10-08 |
| 18394. | Paras (pppaarraasss) | 68.57 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 18395. | Ryan (ryansutejaa) | 68.57 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |