So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4690. | derdier (derdier) | 99.76 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 4691. | (thedaniel3131) | 99.76 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 4692. | (vilius8) | 99.76 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 4693. | 27thave.bandcamp.com (xxcru... | 99.75 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 4694. | (ruigi) | 99.75 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 4695. | (xisthur) | 99.74 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 4696. | (vanilla51111) | 99.74 | 90% | 2016-12-28 |
| 4697. | (ptnguyen) | 99.74 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 4698. | (close280) | 99.74 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 4699. | (kailhbox) | 99.73 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 4700. | (slacker00) | 99.73 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4701. | (yorunei) | 99.73 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 4702. | (junior6) | 99.73 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 4703. | Shapes (yshapes) | 99.73 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 4704. | ERF (riskybiscuits) | 99.73 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4705. | (jhakala) | 99.73 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 4706. | (alpha800) | 99.72 | 98% | 2012-11-07 |
| 4707. | (quicksilver95) | 99.71 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 4708. | (mlat8410) | 99.71 | 98% | 2016-11-03 |
| 4709. | (juhstina) | 99.71 | 98.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 4710. | (elliot_notts) | 99.71 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4711. | (like_like) | 99.70 | 99% | 2016-10-18 |
| 4712. | (cheng500) | 99.70 | 94% | 2013-07-29 |
| 4713. | (relearning_qwerty123) | 99.69 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 4714. | (wolvtmg) | 99.69 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 4715. | (galaxybiscuitquitless) | 99.69 | 99% | 2022-10-27 |
| 4716. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 99.68 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 4717. | Anthony (zhengant) | 99.67 | 93% | 2015-11-15 |
| 4718. | (bladeofveng) | 99.67 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4719. | (stlewis1121) | 99.66 | 98% | 2014-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |