I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4579. | Audrey (audreyhy) | 107.89 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4580. | Steve (jangbistorms) | 107.89 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 4581. | Drewl_ (dondre0510) | 107.88 | 99% | 2025-11-21 |
| 4582. | jbanaqa (jbanaqa) | 107.88 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4583. | DuongForeverAlone (sieunhan... | 107.88 | 98.3% | 2024-01-26 |
| 4584. | Koupka (koupka) | 107.88 | 100% | 2025-07-08 |
| 4585. | William (willmart16) | 107.87 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4586. | Loneos (loneos) | 107.87 | 96% | 2017-05-01 |
| 4587. | Kimo (kimota) | 107.86 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 4588. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 107.85 | 100% | 2023-07-16 |
| 4589. | fusionguy100 (fusionguy200) | 107.84 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 4590. | Zephyr (lay_oreo) | 107.83 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 4591. | Teddy (teddyhol) | 107.82 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 4592. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 107.82 | 100% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4593. | Minh (mn99) | 107.81 | 98% | 2017-05-07 |
| 4594. | L9 xd haha? xd!! L9 x) (def... | 107.81 | 98% | 2018-01-21 |
| 4595. | Shawn (corune) | 107.80 | 99% | 2019-12-14 |
| 4596. | claytongeg (babyyodabtc) | 107.80 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 4597. | ty (ty1649) | 107.80 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 4598. | 500 (poppysfeet) | 107.80 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 4599. | Ally (allytypes) | 107.80 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 4600. | Chetan (ch374n) | 107.80 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 4601. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 107.80 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 4602. | Kaiurse (kaiurse) | 107.79 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 4603. | Inkl1ng (ink_one) | 107.78 | 97% | 2025-06-07 |
| 4604. | gogo (gogo7139) | 107.78 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 4605. | cc (spicydinosaurs) | 107.78 | 99% | 2022-10-30 |
| 4606. | jeen (jeenlueez) | 107.78 | 99% | 2017-03-18 |
| 4607. | asdf (rushlync) | 107.77 | 100% | 2024-03-12 |
| 4608. | Ramseus (master_r) | 107.77 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |