So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8501. | sfv (va909212345) | 89.09 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 8502. | Brad (thaboggla) | 89.09 | 99% | 2020-01-29 |
| 8503. | Cowcaine (gingfreecss2) | 89.09 | 94% | 2017-04-17 |
| 8504. | Tim (nerdycoder) | 89.08 | 90% | 2015-04-05 |
| 8505. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 89.08 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 8506. | James2 (james372) | 89.08 | 100% | 2017-03-16 |
| 8507. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 89.07 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 8508. | Pozedes (pozedes) | 89.07 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 8509. | Denis (denis_dev) | 89.07 | 98.2% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8510. | Ben (thisisben) | 89.07 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 8511. | deatherady (deatherady) | 89.07 | 97.6% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8512. | Vishal (vishal__) | 89.06 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 8513. | Brennan (pochita45) | 89.06 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8514. | Starzles (starzles) | 89.06 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 8515. | Alex (crocket101) | 89.06 | 94% | 2014-04-14 |
| 8516. | David (punker2p2) | 89.06 | 95% | 2011-10-14 |
| 8517. | Count (countkoala) | 89.05 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8518. | Comrade (allthuser) | 89.05 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 8519. | alexis (alexxxis) | 89.05 | 92% | 2012-05-30 |
| 8520. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 89.05 | 97% | 2016-10-12 |
| 8521. | Inferno (mohmadrid0) | 89.04 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 8522. | Gabriel (threwitontheground) | 89.04 | 98% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8523. | Justin (imbaman) | 89.04 | 95% | 2011-12-13 |
| 8524. | eric (raptaboy) | 89.03 | 93% | 2015-08-13 |
| 8525. | London (london_town) | 89.03 | 97.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 8526. | alen (ozqd) | 89.03 | 96.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8527. | Katappa (sim007) | 89.03 | 99% | 2021-12-11 |
| 8528. | Crown (nworc) | 89.03 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 8529. | j (iamarenasnowscoldsweat) | 89.03 | 96% | 2013-08-13 |
| 8530. | Tina ;)~~~~ (tinac) | 89.03 | 93% | 2011-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |