The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14991. | 👺 (confiscar) | 91.03 | 97.8% | 2023-08-20 |
| 14992. | Cakers (pvpcakers) | 91.03 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 14993. | Danish (danishamir) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14994. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 91.03 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 14995. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 91.03 | 95% | 2012-06-13 |
| 14996. | pizki (pizki) | 91.03 | 95% | 2014-08-21 |
| 14997. | Tim (karn1vore) | 91.03 | 97% | 2012-02-28 |
| 14998. | Gill (gillbates) | 91.02 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 14999. | Tiny (tinypupx) | 91.02 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 15000. | samir (_samir) | 91.02 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 15001. | Jeremy (neargood) | 91.02 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 15002. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 91.02 | 98% | 2021-01-30 |
| 15003. | Maya (misssmayaaa) | 91.02 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 15004. | Chase (chasericker003) | 91.02 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 15005. | Lizzie (lilipatootieo4) | 91.02 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 15006. | Kivan (kivanfan) | 91.02 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 15007. | All-Rounder_28 (allrounder28) | 91.01 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 15008. | Gbogi (devoepack) | 91.01 | 94% | 2016-07-07 |
| 15009. | Decima (blastin) | 91.01 | 96% | 2015-04-25 |
| 15010. | Ben (cheesecaker36912) | 91.00 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 15011. | Ramseus (master_r) | 91.00 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 15012. | Keez (nofingersguy) | 91.00 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 15013. | c (nb888) | 91.00 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 15014. | tj (hyperddude) | 91.00 | 88% | 2013-03-01 |
| 15015. | S (sima0502) | 90.99 | 99% | 2019-01-15 |
| 15016. | Shaun (zshaunz) | 90.99 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 15017. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 90.99 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 15018. | blendin (blendin11) | 90.99 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 15019. | qq (co1n) | 90.99 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
| 15020. | Dallas (dallas808) | 90.99 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |