Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1837. | xGodSlayerx (billyjia1) | 58.33 | 94% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1838. | Robert (meph87) | 58.33 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1839. | Bonez (lt_bonez) | 58.32 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1840. | Jeff (kr33py) | 58.32 | 95% | 2019-08-03 |
| 1841. | Ben (benyefet) | 58.31 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 1842. | Ngoc (windblossom0520) | 58.30 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1843. | felis caracal (fkb8815) | 58.28 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 1844. | David (le_zeblitz) | 58.27 | 93% | 2019-09-10 |
| 1845. | Hemant (hemantyagi) | 58.26 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1846. | Taneri (revirial) | 58.26 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1847. | Kelli (kellil08) | 58.26 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1848. | GummyPepsi (aaasdf123) | 58.25 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 1849. | griMace (godin187) | 58.24 | 95% | 2019-10-26 |
| 1850. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 58.24 | 95% | 2018-09-08 |
| 1851. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 58.24 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1852. | Bilal (bilalamin) | 58.22 | 94% | 2018-02-14 |
| 1853. | TSpin (all_type) | 58.21 | 95% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1854. | Syed (syed19805) | 58.20 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1855. | TJ (tpark4466) | 58.18 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 1856. | VEEEE (acowname) | 58.17 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1857. | Admin (the_office) | 58.14 | 95% | 2018-05-05 |
| 1858. | Jin-ha (monolith11626) | 58.14 | 94% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1859. | Jason (goosejuice) | 58.12 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1860. | Tom (thomaspereira94) | 58.07 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1861. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 58.06 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1862. | Srihas (blooddena) | 58.02 | 94% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1863. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 58.02 | 98% | 2019-02-23 |
| 1864. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 58.00 | 94% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1865. | Mike (eat_mass) | 58.00 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 1866. | Anirban (onirz) | 57.98 | 97% | 2018-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |