See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7793. | Jeremy (jemlowjw) | 89.12 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 7794. | gabe (gabersnake) | 89.12 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 7795. | Gabriel (wdarknessw) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 7796. | copter28 (copter28) | 89.11 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 7797. | Mili (mynameismili) | 89.11 | 99% | 2020-05-03 |
| 7798. | Geeler (guen428) | 89.10 | 97% | 2024-05-06 |
| 7799. | Alonso (alonso1911) | 89.09 | 96% | 2022-11-26 |
| 7800. | Jakub (wasiul) | 89.09 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 7801. | parth (parthvaghela) | 89.09 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 7802. | Rose (benignbluntness) | 89.08 | 97.7% | 2024-09-16 |
| 7803. | Kayega (briankayega) | 89.08 | 99.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 7804. | dinislam (dinislamds) | 89.08 | 100% | 2025-07-18 |
| 7805. | Aplukat (aplukat_69) | 89.08 | 97% | 2024-04-21 |
| 7806. | meep (meep1003) | 89.08 | 96% | 2020-01-04 |
| 7807. | carleel (menamesringo) | 89.08 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 7808. | Nyx (aerosioto) | 89.07 | 96.7% | 2023-08-03 |
| 7809. | Tiago (tiagoespinha) | 89.06 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 7810. | Valentine Ackerson (awwesom... | 89.06 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 7811. | Kyle (kyelek) | 89.06 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 7812. | Cam (all1mac) | 89.06 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 7813. | Jason (goosejuice) | 89.05 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 7814. | Jenerikk (jenerikk) | 89.04 | 98.5% | 2023-08-31 |
| 7815. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 89.03 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 7816. | Shinji (nagkagrabe7) | 89.03 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 7817. | Abidur (edgarb0i) | 89.03 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 7818. | Ankit (ankit0) | 89.02 | 100% | 2023-03-22 |
| 7819. | g (georgetianke) | 89.02 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 7820. | Justin (garagmahof) | 89.01 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 7821. | Ranger (turbo_99) | 89.01 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 7822. | YouBeginToWonder (youbegint... | 88.99 | 97% | 2025-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |