Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
305 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18724. | Eki (tootin) | 70.80 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 18725. | Jason (kuanca) | 70.80 | 99% | 2014-07-18 |
| 18726. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 70.80 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 18727. | YT (inverxted) | 70.80 | 93.4% | 2021-01-31 |
| 18728. | Jen (jenz36) | 70.79 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 18729. | KARTIK (kartikpodugu) | 70.79 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 18730. | Kojo (kojoatta) | 70.79 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
| 18731. | ToSteR (toastedberd) | 70.79 | 95.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 18732. | Nikhil (nikhilkmr300) | 70.79 | 97.7% | 2021-03-02 |
| 18733. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 70.79 | 95% | 2021-10-02 |
| 18734. | Temple (mason_carlson) | 70.79 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 18735. | Nate (snoisia) | 70.79 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 18736. | William (wponds6) | 70.78 | 95% | 2011-12-16 |
| 18737. | boo (lolitsme) | 70.78 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 18738. | Neil (neilt_) | 70.78 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 18739. | Jason (zidea) | 70.78 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 18740. | Aaron (fort) | 70.77 | 92% | 2013-05-06 |
| 18741. | Chris (ality) | 70.77 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 18742. | comboBox (combobox) | 70.77 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
| 18743. | Natalia (vaylen) | 70.77 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 18744. | Zhihao (zhzhu) | 70.77 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 18745. | Jacob (racelive) | 70.76 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 18746. | dan (dantheman06_) | 70.76 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 18747. | Turtle22 (gaste8) | 70.76 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 18748. | Ken (netski1400) | 70.76 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 18749. | _ (ovorampage) | 70.76 | 95% | 2019-12-26 |
| 18750. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 70.76 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 18751. | biady (biadyy) | 70.75 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 18752. | Ryan (ryhanson) | 70.75 | 90% | 2014-09-28 |
| 18753. | k9cb (k9cb) | 70.75 | 92% | 2016-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |