And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8017. | Victor (rtsvicta) | 102.71 | 92% | 2013-01-08 |
| 8018. | Furch (furch) | 102.71 | 98% | 2012-11-25 |
| 8019. | Bassist (bassist23) | 102.71 | 98% | 2014-07-04 |
| 8020. | K (thekman) | 102.70 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 8021. | Jordan (yurf) | 102.70 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 8022. | TABY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pa... | 102.70 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 8023. | Nathan (yourhomienate) | 102.69 | 99% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8024. | 28dragonking (28dragonking) | 102.69 | 99% | 2020-01-16 |
| 8025. | ehe (aeronsic) | 102.68 | 99.5% | 2023-07-26 |
| 8026. | Norm (dwagner8) | 102.68 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 8027. | Daniel (dedicateddan) | 102.67 | 98% | 2015-01-26 |
| 8028. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 102.67 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8029. | ashley (kodak023) | 102.67 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8030. | Ace (apocketcrockete88) | 102.66 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| 8031. | slayerofthend (slayerofthend) | 102.66 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
| 8032. | Erik (dasklumpital) | 102.66 | 93% | 2013-06-25 |
| 8033. | Matt (mehmattski) | 102.65 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 8034. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 102.65 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 8035. | 𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕... | 102.65 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8036. | Craig (ground2air) | 102.65 | 99% | 2011-05-12 |
| 8037. | Ali (alithepanda) | 102.65 | 99% | 2013-06-10 |
| 8038. | Bryan (novalife27) | 102.64 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 8039. | Krishna (cold5r) | 102.64 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 8040. | Ya (danielstroby) | 102.64 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 8041. | Mike (akman) | 102.64 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 8042. | Kate (explorer) | 102.64 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 8043. | Bryce (bonzoesc) | 102.62 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 8044. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 102.62 | 96% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8045. | Declan (3declan) | 102.62 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 8046. | Mouldy (mouldy44) | 102.62 | 99% | 2016-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |