The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26969. | Billy Graham (billygrahamram) | 60.47 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 26970. | Aisha (aishanick) | 60.47 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 26971. | na (burkut) | 60.47 | 94% | 2023-01-16 |
| 26972. | Kleuz (kleuz) | 60.47 | 95% | 2020-04-12 |
| 26973. | danilo (barbaritomanor) | 60.47 | 98% | 2015-06-02 |
| 26974. | hmmmn (t0uot) | 60.46 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 26975. | Tom (sj_mufasa) | 60.46 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 26976. | Juniper (faejun) | 60.45 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 26977. | Maksymilian (niemaks) | 60.45 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 26978. | bui (btv1999vn) | 60.45 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 26979. | Anh (mrmoon) | 60.45 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 26980. | Kyoho (beill007) | 60.44 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 26981. | Venkat (maheprakash) | 60.44 | 94% | 2012-04-18 |
| 26982. | Will (will794) | 60.44 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
| 26983. | Josh (capitanwalrus) | 60.44 | 93% | 2021-06-15 |
| 26984. | Yves (ycyves) | 60.44 | 95% | 2018-02-22 |
| 26985. | Blitzkov (dadamarkersinger) | 60.43 | 91% | 2016-02-02 |
| 26986. | Rafar (rafar504) | 60.43 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 26987. | alicethechalice (alisu) | 60.43 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 26988. | Brett (bca701) | 60.43 | 96% | 2016-03-15 |
| 26989. | Deimont (deimont) | 60.43 | 93% | 2014-03-19 |
| 26990. | Janco (vrekenwatermark) | 60.42 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 26991. | PK (pavanuppari) | 60.42 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 26992. | Jappie (jappiegrappie) | 60.42 | 92% | 2022-01-30 |
| 26993. | Molli (burrrrrrberry) | 60.41 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 26994. | gear25 (gear25) | 60.41 | 95% | 2023-08-19 |
| 26995. | matan (malsonic) | 60.41 | 93% | 2020-10-11 |
| 26996. | the noob (thenoobplayer) | 60.41 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 26997. | Lecoolestcat (l3coolestcat) | 60.41 | 92% | 2016-04-01 |
| 26998. | Cheryl (cherylrox) | 60.41 | 91% | 2016-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |