So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17183. | whirlpool (gilanganggara27) | 72.93 | 95% | 2011-12-26 |
| 17184. | Cody (haemato) | 72.92 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 17185. | Dastan (dastangosu) | 72.92 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| 17186. | Joel (wiss) | 72.92 | 92% | 2016-12-08 |
| 17187. | hzarini (hzarini) | 72.92 | — | 2011-01-23 |
| 17188. | Magnus (delicato) | 72.92 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 17189. | Robin (scuz) | 72.91 | 87% | 2017-01-24 |
| 17190. | wond (wond_k_) | 72.91 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 17191. | Coco (ummena) | 72.91 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 17192. | kopie50 (kopie50) | 72.90 | 94% | 2014-09-09 |
| 17193. | sp1cyl1ght (sp1cyl1ght) | 72.90 | 97.8% | 2023-06-09 |
| 17194. | Yazan (yazan_al) | 72.90 | 98.8% | 2023-08-25 |
| 17195. | Cloud (cloud_bolssom) | 72.90 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 17196. | Dylion (mandylion) | 72.90 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 17197. | Jake (s2d_) | 72.90 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 17198. | Anup (anupya) | 72.90 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
| 17199. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 72.89 | 97.1% | 2023-10-02 |
| 17200. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 72.89 | 93% | 2016-09-15 |
| 17201. | Davinche (davinche) | 72.89 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 17202. | Abay (lukcy) | 72.89 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 17203. | klotz (klotz) | 72.89 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 17204. | Marcelo (breguenait) | 72.89 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 17205. | Álisson (alissonb) | 72.89 | 95% | 2012-12-20 |
| 17206. | Domas (seductivesloth) | 72.89 | 94% | 2014-08-10 |
| 17207. | Kristian (forcepain) | 72.88 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 17208. | Junky (junkychunk) | 72.88 | 98% | 2011-05-15 |
| 17209. | Aleks (annarchy) | 72.88 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 17210. | Squirr3i (squirr3l) | 72.87 | 90% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17211. | corrode (nothanksgiving) | 72.87 | 86% | 2013-03-12 |
| 17212. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 72.87 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |