The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18079. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 74.97 | 94% | 2017-02-04 |
| 18080. | Rishat (bojack) | 74.97 | 95% | 2016-01-07 |
| 18081. | suppak (suppak_colemak) | 74.96 | 96% | 2023-03-27 |
| 18082. | scapegoat (scapegoat57) | 74.96 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 18083. | Dark (dark_byte) | 74.96 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 18084. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 74.96 | 94% | 2018-08-20 |
| 18085. | William (thenameswill) | 74.96 | 93% | 2016-11-29 |
| 18086. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 74.96 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 18087. | Squidly (squidly) | 74.96 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 18088. | Jerrythe (lumsewjea) | 74.95 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 18089. | Poloko (polo327) | 74.95 | 96% | 2013-08-19 |
| 18090. | Filip (fifi_wilk) | 74.95 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 18091. | Sean (watakawatanaka) | 74.95 | 93% | 2015-07-12 |
| 18092. | Alynna (cyberkiwi27) | 74.95 | 92% | 2016-12-18 |
| 18093. | zcoob (zcoob) | 74.94 | 93% | 2016-07-29 |
| 18094. | govind (govinsb) | 74.94 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 18095. | Green (megagreenlightning) | 74.93 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
| 18096. | (-_-) (bvw400) | 74.93 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
| 18097. | AlirezA (alirezaslayer) | 74.93 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 18098. | ws (wdsyywd) | 74.93 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 18099. | IBM Model F (modelm) | 74.93 | 96% | 2016-11-02 |
| 18100. | Graham (gfoote) | 74.93 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 18101. | Daniel (dbillett1) | 74.93 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 18102. | Acesulfame K (acesulfame_k) | 74.93 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 18103. | Jess (switi_pits) | 74.92 | 95% | 2019-07-10 |
| 18104. | md (duom_1432) | 74.92 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 18105. | Cuong (cuongdao) | 74.92 | 96% | 2012-07-14 |
| 18106. | Lenn (the_lenn) | 74.92 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 18107. | liluzivert (xiono) | 74.92 | 95% | 2020-07-14 |
| 18108. | Tyler (silver_typer) | 74.92 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |