As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24452. | Melissa (bassoonenough) | 48.10 | 93% | 2015-12-02 |
24453. | wifftees (wifftees) | 48.09 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
24454. | Sruthi (sruthisru) | 48.07 | 95% | 2015-12-23 |
24455. | Vishal (vishalsaxena) | 48.07 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
24456. | Eric (reefguzzler) | 48.07 | 96% | 2015-10-24 |
24457. | Riad (riadh1718) | 48.06 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
24458. | siddhartha (siddtim) | 48.06 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
24459. | SM (s13m) | 48.06 | 95% | 2018-08-13 |
24460. | zakir (zakirhossen) | 48.05 | 93% | 2022-07-05 |
24461. | adm (1adm1) | 48.05 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
24462. | Artem (muteakihiko) | 48.05 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
24463. | Himanshu (him70) | 48.05 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
24464. | Moist (moist_ghost) | 48.04 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
24465. | Celestial (charanteja) | 48.03 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
24466. | Sultan (sultannawazkhan) | 48.03 | 91% | 2016-08-30 |
24467. | Duan (venushemp) | 48.03 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
24468. | Tom (vaniix1234) | 48.02 | 93% | 2023-06-10 |
24469. | Ali (alimron) | 48.02 | 94% | 2023-09-12 |
24470. | Jorge (yortrosal) | 48.02 | 94% | 2015-06-28 |
24471. | Alpha (sven_alpha) | 48.00 | 94% | 2021-02-26 |
24472. | Isaac (im595126) | 48.00 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
24473. | ajit (ajit9999) | 47.99 | 93% | 2021-11-18 |
24474. | bullocklegend (bullocklegend) | 47.99 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
24475. | MITHUNRAJ M (mithunraj) | 47.99 | 94.3% | 2023-09-10 |
24476. | EL (elbarto625) | 47.99 | 93% | 2020-11-28 |
24477. | Mila (milast) | 47.99 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
24478. | skip (ski_ip) | 47.98 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
24479. | SpongeBob (nby_e) | 47.97 | 93% | 2023-05-16 |
24480. | Amit (a_myth) | 47.97 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
24481. | aljhun (kuyahaljhun) | 47.97 | 91% | 2015-12-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |