As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16459. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 68.94 | 94.8% | 2024-05-30 |
| 16460. | Anthony (anthonyfloresokc) | 68.93 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 16461. | Non (nonnb) | 68.93 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 16462. | ren (krenz) | 68.93 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 16463. | Spider (spider_sim) | 68.93 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
| 16464. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 68.93 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 16465. | Flaming (flamingfalcon) | 68.92 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 16466. | 🐌 (paultippt) | 68.92 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 16467. | Brandon (duranbrandon) | 68.92 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 16468. | Wasil (wasil3081) | 68.92 | 90% | 2016-06-28 |
| 16469. | Marc (marcdeluca) | 68.91 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 16470. | navuhodonosor (navuhodonosor) | 68.91 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 16471. | Long (phamlong0711) | 68.91 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 16472. | light (pinkyhurts) | 68.91 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 16473. | Jan (acpehalus) | 68.90 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| 16474. | Mia (spoobin) | 68.90 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 16475. | Ali (ali_r88) | 68.89 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 16476. | JohnnyBoy (_johny_boy_) | 68.89 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
| 16477. | Dice (dmontoo) | 68.89 | 92% | 2016-11-05 |
| 16478. | william (longdongdi) | 68.89 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 16479. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 68.89 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 16480. | kasra (kasraclan) | 68.88 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 16481. | Ethan (ethene) | 68.88 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 16482. | Montag (montag) | 68.88 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 16483. | vuong (boneykute) | 68.88 | 94% | 2016-07-29 |
| 16484. | Andrew (okcandy) | 68.87 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 16485. | Tyrrant (tyrrantx) | 68.87 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 16486. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 68.87 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 16487. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 68.87 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 16488. | Jacob (liljmill) | 68.86 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |