So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32070. | Pham (paladin_3895) | 48.63 | — | 2010-02-20 |
| 32071. | Thomas (th100) | 48.62 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 32072. | Edmund (hhy1996) | 48.62 | 89% | 2015-05-20 |
| 32073. | Pirya (thongtap) | 48.62 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 32074. | Geronimo (oreg546) | 48.62 | 95% | 2021-02-05 |
| 32075. | SilentQ (silentq) | 48.62 | 95% | 2013-11-03 |
| 32076. | Nathaniel (umessis) | 48.61 | 96% | 2023-08-09 |
| 32077. | Shail (shailop) | 48.61 | 94% | 2021-07-01 |
| 32078. | Alexander (kandakov) | 48.61 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
| 32079. | itz_aditya2024 (aditya_garu... | 48.61 | 94% | 2023-02-09 |
| 32080. | podcarsten (podcarsten) | 48.61 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 32081. | Dhananjay (dk35840) | 48.61 | 94% | 2021-05-06 |
| 32082. | Nivan (nivanr06) | 48.61 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 32083. | Super (superslowtyper) | 48.61 | 94% | 2011-08-23 |
| 32084. | chris (chrisc) | 48.61 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 32085. | Thu (brisbane2012) | 48.61 | 77% | 2012-05-10 |
| 32086. | Faris (farissm321) | 48.60 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 32087. | J (jj024) | 48.60 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 32088. | Tursunali (ali_khan) | 48.60 | 93% | 2021-05-24 |
| 32089. | Me (tora_tora_tora) | 48.59 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 32090. | ROSHAN (rachilies) | 48.59 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 32091. | Dragonboy (dragonboy1988) | 48.59 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 32092. | chandan (chandansamal) | 48.59 | 90% | 2016-04-20 |
| 32093. | Allyson (allysonhammond) | 48.59 | 96% | 2012-09-05 |
| 32094. | Edward (racereddie) | 48.58 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 32095. | Arif (bilai) | 48.58 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 32096. | Michael (mikewilzn) | 48.58 | 90% | 2016-10-08 |
| 32097. | Marcin (zimniok) | 48.58 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 32098. | liz (pancakegirl) | 48.58 | — | 2010-01-03 |
| 32099. | Naresh (nare) | 48.57 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |