And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14755. | (munzirae86) | 87.86 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 14756. | (zdude27closedrofl) | 87.86 | 95% | 2011-07-27 |
| 14757. | (stolikandolo) | 87.85 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 14758. | (songbird88) | 87.85 | 95% | 2011-08-18 |
| 14759. | Clod (clodus) | 87.85 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 14760. | Aline (alineteh) | 87.85 | 93% | 2011-11-12 |
| 14761. | (ekshore) | 87.84 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 14762. | Arikin (arikin) | 87.84 | 92% | 2012-10-19 |
| 14763. | (marcd2000) | 87.84 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 14764. | (kcyz) | 87.83 | 94% | 2015-09-30 |
| 14765. | (weebmachine) | 87.83 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 14766. | Gianni (giannitrattore) | 87.83 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 14767. | (flyingbutter0) | 87.83 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 14768. | (i_go_by_lee) | 87.83 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14769. | (marcipants) | 87.83 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 14770. | (johnlenneb) | 87.82 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 14771. | (jonapedia) | 87.81 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 14772. | (piporace10) | 87.81 | 96% | 2014-04-13 |
| 14773. | Hjalte (hjaltebuch) | 87.81 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 14774. | (thetones) | 87.81 | 98% | 2012-01-12 |
| 14775. | (ali_666_) | 87.81 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 14776. | (lantern) | 87.81 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
| 14777. | tanjung (tanjungtech) | 87.81 | 96% | 2015-06-05 |
| 14778. | (chutiya) | 87.81 | 94% | 2014-12-12 |
| 14779. | (gordy) | 87.81 | 92% | 2012-08-06 |
| 14780. | (themagnificentkiller) | 87.80 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 14781. | (abdoh) | 87.80 | 99% | 2022-05-12 |
| 14782. | Allay (noob_wrath) | 87.80 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14783. | (tyjac1) | 87.80 | 96% | 2011-07-04 |
| 14784. | (warrior13) | 87.80 | 95% | 2013-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |