I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20080. | Polva (_polva) | 64.31 | 96.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 20081. | Jacob (stuttz) | 64.31 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 20082. | Alonso (lazerblade14) | 64.30 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 20083. | pup (mkpup) | 64.30 | 94.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20084. | Overpriced (overpriced) | 64.30 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 20085. | edward (edwarddd) | 64.30 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 20086. | Simon (cimon423) | 64.30 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 20087. | Allie (canipleasename) | 64.30 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20088. | JV Villacorta (jvbata) | 64.30 | 96% | 2016-06-14 |
| 20089. | steven (urmoots) | 64.29 | 94% | 2018-02-08 |
| 20090. | Dave (menmanaruto_06) | 64.29 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
| 20091. | Supawit (goffy423) | 64.29 | 94.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 20092. | Sergey (pornstarcrypto) | 64.29 | 96% | 2016-11-02 |
| 20093. | Panais (aispanais) | 64.29 | 92% | 2017-01-21 |
| 20094. | Murielle (muurmand) | 64.28 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 20095. | a (hanso345) | 64.28 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 20096. | Dan (fireliar) | 64.27 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 20097. | broomcupboard (broomcupboard) | 64.27 | 94% | 2023-03-07 |
| 20098. | Sydney (sydleeps) | 64.27 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 20099. | ali (ali79taba) | 64.27 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 20100. | zvarek (zvarek_mara) | 64.27 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20101. | Tom (tom9358) | 64.27 | 91% | 2017-01-03 |
| 20102. | Alex (mockingbyrd) | 64.26 | 95.7% | 2021-02-09 |
| 20103. | Brad (godspeed99) | 64.26 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 20104. | Carlos (zhurreyph) | 64.26 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 20105. | Pavel (pavlik11) | 64.26 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 20106. | Vaultster (thevaultseeker) | 64.25 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 20107. | Imperator (imperator_357) | 64.25 | 99% | 2022-05-28 |
| 20108. | DemonKing (zxzf) | 64.25 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 20109. | Bart (bartok) | 64.25 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |