Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2314. | Joshua (joshuasymes) | 82.73 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
2315. | Shawn (spjames87) | 82.72 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
2316. | ben (bumbleben7) | 82.71 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
2317. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 82.71 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
2318. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 82.71 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
2319. | jimmy (jimmmmmmmmmy) | 82.71 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
2320. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 82.71 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
2321. | Joey (joeymichaud) | 82.70 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
2322. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 82.70 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
2323. | A (thedirtysouth) | 82.67 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
2324. | Vakeels (skylake) | 82.66 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
2325. | Dan (bocadillas) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
2326. | David (d8vidherrera) | 82.63 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
2327. | Hyrum (hyrumcoop) | 82.62 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
2328. | Lyndon (donpuz) | 82.61 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
2329. | Ryan (lionryan) | 82.59 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
2330. | rohit_india (rohit_india) | 82.58 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
2331. | Ali (ali024) | 82.58 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
2332. | Max (maexxx) | 82.57 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
2333. | Tim (ionianacht) | 82.56 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
2334. | Pazumbs (pazumbs08) | 82.56 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
2335. | Logan (coldpizza) | 82.54 | 95% | 2019-01-22 |
2336. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 82.54 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
2337. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 82.53 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
2338. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 82.53 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
2339. | Hellmione (hellmione) | 82.52 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
2340. | Samuel (xxomg74) | 82.50 | 95% | 2017-09-05 |
2341. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 82.49 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
2342. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 82.49 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
2343. | Etalm (walter_gilbert) | 82.48 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |